I’m so excited by the Oscars. I think I’m fascinated by them because a big part of me feels it’s the last bastion of quality in film. Cinematically, we live in a world where profitability outshines artistry, and even profitability is standing on shaky legs. The Oscars are our opportunity to forget about that and just be glad that there is yet true art and beauty in our craft.
That said, I can be just as snarky as the next person when I disagree with a nomination and I think we can all agree that’s a big part of the fun. So let the festivities begin!
Best Picture
“Avatar” (Yikes! But hey… it was really pretty…)
“The Blind Side” (I enjoyed it. But Best Picture? That’s a stretch)
“District 9″ (Haven’t seen it yet. But a lot of the crew are alums of my own alma mater, Vancouver Film School. So, yay! District 9! Go! Go!)
“An Education” (Haven’t seen it)
“The Hurt Locker” (Directed by a chick. Hooray! Good stuff.)
“Inglourious Basterds” (Haven’t seen it. Not a huge Tarentino fan, except for his brisk dialogue.)
“Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” (It’s a long shot here. But so worthy of placement on this list)
“A Serious Man” (Didn’t go see it. Still mad at the Coen Brothers for “Burn After Reading”)
“Up” (This is about a house that gets lifted in the air by balloons. Right?)
“Up in the Air” (Amazing work. As of now, gets my inconsequential vote.)
Best Direction
“Avatar” — James Cameron (Does this guy need another ego stroke? I think not.)
“The Hurt Locker” — Kathryn Bigelow (I kinda hope she doesn’t win. See previous blog post.)
“Inglourious Basterds” — Quentin Tarantino (Gotta check this flick out. But the Roy Orbison get-up on the Grammys totally turned me off.)
“Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” — Lee Daniels (I wish.)
“Up in the Air” — Jason Reitman (I’ve loved everything this guy has done so far. Somebody give him a statue, already.)
Actor in a Leading Role
Jeff Bridges in “Crazy Heart” (I heart Jeff Bridges. Haven’t seen the movie)
George Clooney in “Up in the Air” (I don’t heart George Clooney. But heart his work in this film. I won’t be mad if he wins.)
Colin Firth in “A Single Man” (Unbelievable work. Horrifically disjointed and depressing movie. I still won’t be mad.)
Morgan Freeman in “Invictus” (Doubtful)
Jeremy Renner in “The Hurt Locker” (I believe he’s crazy. That’s gotta count for something.)
WHAT?! My man Tobey Maguire didn’t get no Oscar love for “Brothers”? Is this because he did those cheesy Spider-Man movies? C’mon. Forgive and forget.
Actress in a Leading Role
Sandra Bullock in “The Blind Side” (I think this is a stretch. But the movie made lots of money and was a good, linear story. I can get with that.)
Helen Mirren in “The Last Station” (This woman is fearless. Gotta love that.)
Carey Mulligan in “An Education”
Gabourey Sidibe in “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” (So deserving. So on the outside. Long shot, but great choice, imho)
Meryl Streep in “Julie & Julia” (I think playing a real person with such a large personality is cheating. It’s more imitating than acting. But she is Meryl, so I won’t be mad.)
Actor in a Supporting Role
Matt Damon in “Invictus” (The accent makes me a little nuts)
Woody Harrelson in “The Messenger”
Christopher Plummer in “The Last Station”
Stanley Tucci in “The Lovely Bones” (Give this guy an award.)
Christoph Waltz in “Inglourious Basterds”
Actress in a Supporting Role
Penélope Cruz in “Nine” (Surprise! Didn’t think this would happen. But very happy it did!)
Vera Farmiga in “Up in the Air” (I didn’t know who she was before this role. Now I want her in my movie!)
Maggie Gyllenhaal in “Crazy Heart” (Love her)
Anna Kendrick in “Up in the Air” (Not so much)
Mo’Nique in “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” (Shoo-in. No one else needs to prepare a speech. And rightfully so.)
Writing (Adapted Screenplay)
“District 9” — Written by Neill Blomkamp and Terri Tatchell (VFS alums!)
“An Education” — Screenplay by Nick Hornby
“In the Loop” — Screenplay by Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci, Tony Roche (Have I even heard of this movie?)
“Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” — Screenplay by Geoffrey Fletcher (Not sure if the writing was Oscar-level. Bucket of chicken, anyone?)
“Up in the Air” — Screenplay by Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner (I dunno about this one. I loved the movie. But the backpack thing was weird.)
Writing (Original Screenplay)
“The Hurt Locker” — Written by Mark Boal (Sharp and quick-witted. I liked it. And it’s the only one I’ve seen.)
“Inglourious Basterds” — Written by Quentin Tarantino
“The Messenger” — Written by Alessandro Camon & Oren Moverman
“A Serious Man” — Written by Joel Coen & Ethan Coen
“Up” — Screenplay by Bob Peterson, Pete Docter, Story by Pete Docter, Bob Peterson, Tom McCarthy
Animated Feature Film
“Coraline”
“Fantastic Mr. Fox”
“The Princess and the Frog” (Black princess. Yay! She’s a frog for most of the movie. Boo.)
“The Secret of Kells”
“Up”
Art Direction
“Avatar” — Art Direction: Rick Carter and Robert Stromberg; Set Decoration: Kim Sinclair (I’ll give ‘em this one, fer sure)
“The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” — Art Direction: Dave Warren and Anastasia Masaro; Set Decoration: Caroline Smith
“Nine” — Art Direction: John Myhre; Set Decoration: Gordon Sim (Oh, how I wish…)
“Sherlock Holmes” — Art Direction: Sarah Greenwood; Set Decoration: Katie Spencer
“The Young Victoria” — Art Direction: Patrice Vermette; Set Decoration: Maggie Gray (This one might take it. The Academy loves period.)
Cinematography
“Avatar” — Mauro Fiore (I’d have to give ‘em this one, too.)
“Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” — Bruno Delbonnel
“The Hurt Locker” — Barry Ackroyd (Hells, yeah.)
“Inglourious Basterds” — Robert Richardson
“The White Ribbon” — Christian Berger (This film being honored is exactly what I’m talkin’ ’bout!)
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I shall refrain from comment on the rest of the categories. These are the folks who get the shiznit done. And I bow down before them all.
Costume Design
“Bright Star” — Janet Patterson
“Coco before Chanel” — Catherine Leterrier
“The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” — Monique Prudhomme
“Nine” — Colleen Atwood
“The Young Victoria” — Sandy Powell
Documentary (Feature)
“Burma VJ”
“The Cove”
“Food, Inc.”
“The Most Dangerous Man in America: Daniel Ellsberg and the Pentagon Papers”
“Which Way Home”
Documentary (Short Subject)
“China’s Unnatural Disaster: The Tears of Sichuan Province”
“The Last Campaign of Governor Booth Gardner”
“The Last Truck: Closing of a GM Plant”
“Music by Prudence”
“Rabbit à la Berlin”
Film Editing
“Avatar” — Stephen Rivkin, John Refoua and James Cameron
“District 9” — Julian Clarke
“The Hurt Locker” — Bob Murawski and Chris Innis
“Inglourious Basterds” — Sally Menke
“Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire” — Joe Klotz
Foreign Language Film
“Ajami” — Israel
“El Secreto de Sus Ojos” — Argentina
“The Milk of Sorrow” — Peru
“Un Prophète” — France
“The White Ribbon” — Germany
Makeup
“Il Divo” — Aldo Signoretti and Vittorio Sodano
“Star Trek” — Barney Burman, Mindy Hall and Joel Harlow
“The Young Victoria” — Jon Henry Gordon and Jenny Shircore
Music (Original Score)
“Avatar” — James Horner
“Fantastic Mr. Fox” — Alexandre Desplat
“The Hurt Locker” — Marco Beltrami and Buck Sanders
“Sherlock Holmes” — Hans Zimmer
“Up” — Michael Giacchino
Music (Original Song)
“Almost There” from “The Princess and the Frog” Music and Lyric by Randy Newman
“Down in New Orleans” from “The Princess and the Frog” Music and Lyric by Randy Newman
“Loin de Paname” from “Paris 36” Music by Reinhardt Wagner Lyric by Frank Thomas
“Take It All” from “Nine” Music and Lyric by Maury Yeston
“The Weary Kind (Theme from Crazy Heart)” from “Crazy Heart” Music and Lyric by Ryan Bingham and T Bone Burnett
Short Film (Animated)
“French Roast” Fabrice O. Joubert
“Granny O’Grimm’s Sleeping Beauty” Nicky Phelan and Darragh O’Connell
“The Lady and the Reaper (La Dama y la Muerte)” Javier Recio Gracia
“Logorama” Nicolas Schmerkin
“A Matter of Loaf and Death” Nick Park
Short Film (Live Action)
“The Door” — Juanita Wilson and James Flynn
“Instead of Abracadabra” — Patrik Eklund and Mathias Fjellström
“Kavi” — Gregg Helvey
“Miracle Fish” — Luke Doolan and Drew Bailey
“The New Tenants” — Joachim Back and Tivi Magnusson
Sound Editing
“Avatar” — Christopher Boyes and Gwendolyn Yates Whittle
“The Hurt Locker” — Paul N.J. Ottosson
“Inglourious Basterds” — Wylie Stateman
“Star Trek” — Mark Stoeckinger and Alan Rankin
“Up” — Michael Silvers and Tom Myers
Sound Mixing
“Avatar” — Christopher Boyes, Gary Summers, Andy Nelson and Tony Johnson
“The Hurt Locker” — Paul N.J. Ottosson and Ray Beckett
“Inglourious Basterds” — Michael Minkler, Tony Lamberti and Mark Ulano
“Star Trek” — Anna Behlmer, Andy Nelson and Peter J. Devlin
“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” — Greg P. Russell, Gary Summers and Geoffrey Patterson
Visual Effects
“Avatar” — Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham and Andrew R. Jones
“District 9” — Dan Kaufman, Peter Muyzers, Robert Habros and Matt Aitken
“Star Trek” — Roger Guyett, Russell Earl, Paul Kavanagh and Burt Dalton